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-Carbonated flavorless swill heartily ingested by Catholics and Protestants
- Makes a great makeshift car bomb (just shake and place under vehicle)
- La Croix
-Fuck you, dad! I'm so angry I could shoot up a school! Mom, you forgot to pick up more La Croix! Goddamn it dude, FML!
-Irish Chaser
when a big Canadian man yells for irish cookies
“DAAAAD! ME WANt IRISH COOKIES”
When you just get up and walk away. Far away.
I’m gonna hit the bathroom. And you Irish dip out the door
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When a red-head shoves his fist up a ebonys asshole and grabs there ribcage while trying to rip it out.
Bro. I just Irish ribcaged that fat black hoe!
When you add Irish cream to a cup of tea instead of milk. Very good when you have a cough.
That's a nasty cough you've got there, have an Irish tea to sooth your throat.
I put your two cold half pints of whiskey in that irish cooler.
When a person of Irish decent butt chugs Jameson’s whiskey, thus stimulating extreme indigestion. Said persons lays on their back in front of a campfire with their bare anus exposed. They proceed to flatulate violently, expelling both noxious gasses and residual unabsorbed Jameson’s, thus producing a fiery ass-geyser that is reminiscent of the glory that is Yellowstone geyser...but with fire. BEHOLD THE IRISH FLAMETHROWER.
Little Keith wanted his impress his friends. Little Keith decided to show them the Irish Flamethrower.
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