When someone with a big ginger beard gives you the sloppy, most moist French you’ve ever received in your entire life.
…yeah he ended our night by giving me a Sloppy Irish. It was so overwhelming.
When you stick a roofee in your ass followed by a bottle of Proper Twelve whiskey while doing a keg-stand.
Only 2 people have ever successfully executed the Irish Bevin.
When you walk into your buddy’s house and completely clog their toilet with a greasy shit.
After eating some bad Indian food I could make it all the way home, so I broke into my buddy’s house and left an Irish Mooney. And 12 hours later the smell could kill a goat.
The Irish Chillidog - After drunken anal sex, you remove your new chilidog and place in partners mouth, followed by two shots of Jameson.
Last night this drunk bitch was so annoying amd hungry from drinking Jameson. So, I did what any Irish lad would do and fed her an Irish Chillidog
Arguably the best pub in Mount Isa Queensland, this classic pub is home to the quietest people with the shortest fuses, a pub with the most pokies in town, 2 massive decks, free pool tables, a big screen for the footy, the cheapest grog and a club area that opens Saturday nights hosted by Project 4825 where all the moles shake their holes and end up pregnant by 1am
We going to The Irish Club tonight or what?
Fuck yeah cuz
The act of motor boating,when a large/obese woman sits on your face,resulting in her butt cheeks slapping your face.
Theres no way to ask for a irish saddlebag,it just happens
October 16
On this day a girl must send a nude to the last boy she texts
No need to explain irish send nudes day