Hawaiian Flesh-light

A Pineapple

"Hey Michael, can you grab me that Hawaiian Flesh-light?"

"Laukau what do you mean! all I see a Pineapple!"
"Yeah that's a Hawaiian Flesh-light."

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LED Tail Light

Aftermarket tail lights that consist of many small LED (light emitting diodes) that cast a very bright and sometimes blinding light when the break petal is depressed. Often covered in a "smoked" plastic which, although coveted by Mexicans, actually reduces the effectiveness of the tail light.

Truck owner- Check out my smoked LED tail lights!
Friend- That is gay

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Bud Light slide

To have a running start followed by ducking, thus performing a slide. Used in the early 2-D Super Mario Bros. games, particularly in SMB and SMB 3.

"My bros taught me that it's faster to use a Bud Light slide than having to break through a bunch of bricks, like in World 1-2 of Super Mario Bros."

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Cisco Advanced Services – Light

This is a new product offering from Cisco Advanced Services; also know as Cisco AS. Cisco AS light is the same professional services offered by Cisco Systems but without the default arrogance. The other benefit of Cisco AS light is that Cisco actually sends engineers to your company that are certified on Cisco equipment.

Cisco AS light also offers an improved user interface. This is a result of the less arrogant engineers not having a chip on their shoulder or feeling that they constantly have to prove themselves. Drinking Cisco kool-aid becomes optional for those that choose that lifestyle.

Cisco Systems expects this new product offering to drive 3rd Quarter earnings this year to an all time high as they redefine professional services in the network consulting industry.

before Cisco Advanced Services – Light

Eng 1: Dude; why did the network crash?
Eng 2: Oh yeah,,, Some Cisco AS guy came out to demo a WAAS appliance.
Eng1: Haven’t they heard of Riverbed?
Eng2: The Cisco account manager knows the best titty bars!

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light up the sky

To trip on LSD. During a psychedelic trip dark places, like the sky at night, are good background for hallucinations. On a trip, you see more than just stars and clouds.

"Drop 200 mics and light up the sky!"

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Fuck fight or hold the light.

A phrase that is usually used to motivate an individual, or group of people.

1. Jim was caught slacking off at his construction job, so his boss yelled "fuck fight or hold the light."

2. Tommy could only slam half of his beer so jim said "fuck fight or hold the light buddy."

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Lights Out Meatball (LOMb)

1. Phrase used to refer to the actions of children who are over-tired and have a complete emotional meltdown. Parents can see this coming and know that the the only remedy for this is sleep.

2. This phrase can also be used as an effective trash-talking barb.

1. My wife and I were in pizza hut with our three-year old daughter. While waiting fifteen minutes for the waitress, a nearby baby began to cry. Our child said, "That baby is so sad..." and began sobbing. Lights Out Meatball (Lomb). (We left the restaurant.)

2. You beat your brother in any game. As the buzzer sounds, you lean over and scream, "Lights Out Meatball!" in his ear.

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