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When you find your mothers dildo.
I was looking for the towel's, but I found a sock drawer surprise.
The psychiatric wing of a hospital
Gabby: how was your weekend?
Ethan: pretty good, got put in the sticky sock prison overnight
Gabby: yeah, me too
A form of artificial insemination that involve the one-eyed monster releasing its genetic material in to a sock. The sock is then invirted and inserted (usually via fisting) in to a woman's vagina.
Person1: How is Jamie pregnant with Johnny's baby? I thought they never slept together.
Person2: He didn't! She stole his spank sock and gave herself a Sock-eye salmon!
Pulling out of your partner (after the coitus has finished and thus the penis is flacid) and the latex condom stays inside of your partner's anus / vagina.
Cameron: So what happened with you and Kate last night?
Kris: Well it was all good but then I lost my sock, that's when it got awkward.
Cameron: God I hate losing your sock.
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A protruding anus as a result of too much butt humping. Common umong an-o-philes.
That chick likes it up the butt so much she has a rose tube sock.
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when you engage in protected sexual intercourse with a woman and when you ejaculate you turn the condom inside out and fist the shit out of her with the condom on your hand.
last night for my birthday
my girlfriend let me give her a sloppy sock puppet.
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When you prolapse your anus after taking a poop.
I went to the bathroom to do a #2 and I found myself with a dirty pink sock after from how large the poop was.
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