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The second straightest man alive
“Didn’t you see straight rod last night? He gets mad poon.”
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When a ball is kicked perfectly, it is kicked primarily by the shoe lace. Therefore the term reflects someone doing or saying something truthful- and perfectly to the point.
YO, KYLE, THAT TRUMP GUY IS A FUCKIN' LOSER HEY, HIS KIDS ARE FUCKIN' UGLY COWARDS TOO RIGHT?!
Bro, Straight Lace, you're preaching to the choir with that one.
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A cisgender heterosexual man who would not date transgender people due to his transphobic ideas and fragile masculinity.
These people would refer to themselves as “super straight”, however you cannot be “super straight” if you’re excluding an entire group of people from being in a relationship with you.
Transphobe: Hi! I’m super straight
Person: What does that mean?
Transphobe: I don’t date trans people.
Person: So you’re semi-straight?
Transphobe: YoU’rE iNvAliDaTiNg mY sExUaLiTy
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Someone who is super straight uses this as an excuse to be transphobic
Person 1: I hate people who are super straight
Person 2: Me too!
Person 3: Me three!
Person 4: Me four!
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An invalid 'sexuality' that discriminates against Transgender people.
People that refuse to admit they are transphobic by justifying with:
A. 'I want to have children with them' - incredibly rude to infertile women.
B. 'I want someone with the right chromosomes' - what are you gonna do, test everyone you get with's chromosomes.
C. 'I want a real woman' - blatantly transphobic.
"Yeah I am straight, but I would prefer to date cisgender people"
"Oh so you are Super Straight"
"No bc I am not transphobic, nor an idiot"
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When a person says they are Super Straight they really mean homosexual. It’s a secret way of bringing out their homosexuality
Hey guys I’m Super Straight and I just got a boyfriend/girlfriend!
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