Sorry, I don't speak taco.

A sentence used when someone is speaking to you in Spanish on Roblox and you don't understand what the fuck they are saying.

Jimmy: Hello
Linda: Sorry, I don't speak taco.

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Don't mind if I do

This is the last step for a successful oopst It's stealing something before you leave the house (usually D.V.D's) from a stranger you just blew your load on, while she is in the bathroom cleaning it off the cum. Make sure you won't see this bitch again. And if you do, try to oopst her again.

Man, I totally oopst that bitch and on the way out, I did a don't mind if I do and took some of her D.V.D's.

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I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK!

Statement in response to being told that your work sucks, or you suck in general. Often said in defense of one's self when being accused of sucking by people of limited knowledge or bad information. Commonly stated in a rushed together pronunciation "idontsuckyousuck" for maximum impact, and to point out that the person doing the accusing actually sucks, not you.

- Hey, I couldn't help but noticing that you did a terrible job saving the day again, you sure do suck!

- I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK!
or
- idontsuckyousuck!

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Don't bring a gun to a snowball fight.

A proverb for when a person grossly overreacts to a situation.

A person hits a Hummer with a snowball which is being driven by an off-duty detective. The detective gets out of his vehicle and brandishes his firearm while trying to find the person who threw the snowball.

Crowd chants, "Don't bring a gun to a snowball fight."

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see ya, don't want to be ya

Affected humorous goodbye to someone the speaker can't stand. The bit before the comma is spoken out loud, the rest is more sotto voce; the whole phrase may be repeated straight out to a third party.

Yeah, fine, Travis, whatever you say, love the jacket, see ya, don't want to be ya.

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chocolate don't have shit on me

Is when U think ur cooler than every1 & everything else... even more than chocolate (!).

1. Some1 just won a race. They say,
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"

or it could be used sarcasticly:

2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)

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don't you forget about me

The lyrics to a song that's on The Breakfast Club or something. If you're searching this you are extremely bored and you have nothing better to do.

Don't you forget about me! Don't, don't, don't! Don't you forget about meeee!

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