top hat

Is a term used when a gun is placed under a persons chin, and the blast blows the persons brain out the top of their head.

" you wont be so smart when I make your skull in to a top hat"

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top-shelf

A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.

Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?

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top drop

when you lift off the top of the toliet where the water is and shit in it making the water turn brown

kid goes to toliet with his dad and asks why the water is brown his dad then lifts off the top of the toliet and says some dirty bastard has top droped the toliet

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Up Top

The group of small shops around the BP garage that Olavians aged 16-18 pay homage to at lunchtimes throughout the year. Often referred to as just U.T.

"Oi lads, U.T at lunch?"
"Where's that freak Rooney?" - "Up Top probably"

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top head

busted head, good body, LAURA CULPITT

"damn look at that chick"
"yeah she's got a top head"

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Muffin Top

A girl who is fat and wearing pants too tight therefore spilling over the top of her pants in a muffin top fashion.

"That is the sickest muffin top I've ever seen"

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Top Boy

A person in a homosexual relationship with daniel wibberley, but refuses to take it up the rectum, but will willingly give it to his partner...

He also has salmon teeth with a bit of beeth stuck..

Marcus law is the Top boy

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