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To inexplicably crap your pants, especially when squatting down to do something.
John was laying a brown egg when doing too many forced squats.
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Traditional eggs benedict with the substitution of real bacon in place of the Canadian ham. Arnold is the pig from Green Acres.
Since I have an aversion to Canadian ham, I'll have the Eggs Benedict Arnold.
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To push ones testicles to their backside, then press their bare ass and testicles against a plane of glass, squishing the testes against the glass, thus resembling a pressed ham and eggs.
Johnny served all of us a Pressed Ham and Eggs for breakfast from his RV Sunday.
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When a woman poops a little druing sex and flings it off the bed before you notice it. leaving a small egg shaped piece of poo for you to find later.
{dana} I pooped a little during sex last night.
{bobby} she sent me on an easter egg hunt, and i found it in the corner
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when someone recieves fellatio, spooges in the receivers mouth and then dunks the testies into the mouth. preferably the girl tongues them
When a guy is really stressed out he likes his eggs over easy.
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It's when a person was not circumsized yet and has a dick that looks like a fucking nasty ass egg roll.
Patrick Jezewski has a nasty egg roll dick.
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The act of having anal sex where the lubricant is an egg.
Julie and Howard decided to have anal sex for the first time. But they were too emberassed to buy lubricant. So they did the eggs over Julie.
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