Palm shit

Some palm colored people behavior(s)

Tray and Reno are walking down the street and see a anti-everything protest.

Tray: This is some palm shit.
Reno: Bro what is palm shit
Tray: You not knowing is some palm shit too.

fuckin' that shit up

that annoying ass thing ur friends say when ur eating a good meal

"Damnnn, you're fuckin' that shit up!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP TERRENCE"

Level 5 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with another animal shitting.

I took a level 5 shit with my dog the other day.

Dog shit welder

A weld that looks like it was done by a drunk Steve Wonder

Jon D is a dog shit welder

Shit in the Chest

Secrets

Jim’s got shit in the chest, no one can get anything out of him.

Shit & Shorts

Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit

Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset

How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.

Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.

Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.

virgin shit

The first time you take a dump after having showered or bathed, and spoil your cleanliness.

Just took my virgin shit this morning, now got mudbutt.