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Frankie who works night shift.
Who updated the shift report?
Frankie
Ya she's the shit.
When you are shitting really really badly, to the point of it being something like constipation or diarrhea.
1: "Dude, I ate so much fiber. I am having the shits so badly!"
2: "It's because you downed that whole bag of almonds!"
Awesome, God-like, Beyond God-like. Almost at Chuck Norris status. Eg. The two guys in 'Sex Drive'.
Nerd: How do you get the confidence to hit on all these hot girls?
Guy: ...cos we're The Shit.
to take a shit is not to physically take someones shit; but rather a metaphorical statement used after pooping.
That's awesome!
That mac n cheese is delicious. That shit slaps!
A Shit-Jerker is when you have to take a poop and you sit on the toilet and hold it in while you jerk your cock hard, and then right when you are about to cum you squeeze your ass muscles like fresh lemonade and you expel a Giant turd boat out your ass canal while a milky stream of shimmering white cum flies out your dickhole.
Yo did you hear that Tommy got fired yesterday, I guess the boss caught him taking a shit-jerker