A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.
"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"
The kind of shits that make doing something that demands a higher amount of fitness than what most people (no matter what they look like) do on an average day that much more difficult.
How would you like to get your home invaded on a night where you had the liquid shits? You ate some soup or some curry beforehand and the most fucked up thing about it is you were wide awake when they broke in, but since your GI tract wouldn't act right long enough to effectively incapacitate the intruders, you died at a young age.
Shit mood is when you wake up in a shit mood and go to bed with the same shit mood continuously.
See Connor over there hes always in a shit mood
pilot who crashes his airplane and is killed.
"Did he make it back?"
"No. He ate shit on Hans Island."
First created in Maine, this term mimics the drawl of the residents of that state (Summa for Summer) and refers to the affluent, cheerful, oblivious people who stream into an area of the country (often for summer vacation) and immediately alienate the locals with their disrespect,ignorance and conspicuous consumption.
"Ya know those Summa-shits who ask for foreign films at the Safeway and have loud drunken parties all night and tailgate the old aunties with their SUV on county line road...?
I drive REAL SLOW when they're behind me and smile REAL BIG when their faces pucker up and turn red."
Used in one of my favourite brittany moments
Barista: A large cappuccino, is that all?
You: Can I get the milk alternative? My tummy... I be shitting
Someone who gives terrible sex or someone who is a hoe that is your only option because they are easy or available.
Elijah is trash shit but he can shake that shit on tiktok.