Shit On A Biscuit

When you see something that blows your mind

Someone:I just won a a championship

Protagonist:Well shit on a biscuit that's f****** great my friend

shit crazies

When your wild-eyed cat starts going insane, tear-assing around the house because he has to take a dump. After about ten minutes of this, he will then run towards the litter box, and come back into the room all calm and serene.

"Hah!! Peter Fucking Steele has the shit crazies! Looks like the little guy has a growler at the back door!"

Shit Migraine

Constipation so bad that it gives you a headache and you see stars. Symptoms include a throbbing headache, light-headedness, sweating, heavy breathing, gut pains and solid shite.

"I'm seeing stars...I feel faint...my head hurts..." - A victim of a Shit Migraine

king shit

Freeloading off your parents money to buy gasoline + drive while living in their basement + talkin smack on the internet

You guys avoided rent again this year.....and your 29......King Shit!!

shit bird

One the the best forms used by Savage AF Men when they are trying to snag one of the most INCREDIBLY SEXY and AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL CREATURES left in this world alive...

(..Desirable goddess just replied to his comment on a popular social media platform ..)
JUSTIN aka Savage AF guy: shit bird!! Will you marry me?
GORGEOUS GODDESS: Yes, of course!!...but did you call me a shit bird?

yo that shit is huge

michaels penis is ginormous omg

"yo that shit is huge" said anthony to michhael

No-Shit Month

the No-Shit Month its when you cant shit for 1 damn month.The No-Shit Month its at December,when December strikes you cant give eny shits to enyone and say "no shit" to every opinion,fact,meme or enything.

Examples of Using In Sentence/s
"No-Shit" Sherlock
"Bruh,No-Shit"
"No-Shit"
"No-FUCKING-Shit"
"Doing The No-Shit Month"