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a north sydney school with clapped boys n shit personality, someone needs to humble them fr there did all that confidence come from, yall gonna get bullied cuz ur calpped af
if you go to shore school go look in the mirror before saying mean stuff to peoples
hellhole of a school and it fuckin sucks đź«Ł
“I go to high desert middle school!”
A person who bolts to their next class, pretends to be a nice person but really isn't, only takes easy classes, and is usually antisocial, but not in an Introverted way. Also is obsessed with Clash Royale and sits outside during lunch.
Person 1: Yo have you heard of Conor?
Person 2: Yea, he's such a high school wizard
a great place for underaged students to vape in the bathrooms
Man 1: oh so you go to Caterham School?
Man 2: yeah im a nitbag
by far one of the worst elementary schools in Illinois.
The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.
Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.
And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
???: Hey do you want to know why Indian Grove Elementary School sucks?
Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.
Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.
Great Hollow Middle School is a school in Nesconset, NY. Everybody there that is going to High School East is very rich, and have a lot of money. The mean girls who are 11-14 year olds are pumping large amounts of caffeine into their little bodies every morning. The guys always wear weird slide on shoes to school and have bold cuts. Rarely in school, the Emo, the gay, and the bullied kids are the most chill kids. They legit are very mature for their age, and don’t act like little dramatic shits. The grade group chats are so annoying because you get texts every 5 seconds, and 90% of the texts are useless snap, or TikToks. The math teachers there always give out too much homework, like some 14 year olds are prodigies in Harvard. The guidance counselors are really just trying to get an answer for you, just to tell the entire school about your issues. They always at first pretend to be a trustworthy person, but in reality they are just there for the drama, that’s why they got hired in the first place. The principals are dictators who punish every kid, even though they were the victims of a situation. At the end of the day, fist fights and cliques would happen while waiting for the bus. Like two wanna be gangsters would fight over the popular girl, or some kids doing TikToks under the tree. The sad part is, the “poor” kids go to High School West, while the other rich kids go to East, where they become more bitchy flexers.
Kid 1: Do you know about Great Hollow Middle School? Kid 2: Yes, it’s brutal in there.
You wanna make dumb decisions and get paid for them ? Become a teacher here ! Wanna seem “woke” but also want to let teenage girls be harassed by a delusional man in their locker room because he’s a “woman” too ? American public schools! Wanna teach kindergarteners about sexual kinks? Your hired !
Parent:I’m sending my child to public school
Concerned adult:Good luck
P: Why?
CA:American public schools are a breeding ground for blue haired libs and feminazis.