Violent female masturbateson with woodland creatures
My vagina really hurts after squirrelling your twert all weekend
when you tell someone when they when someone to tell them someone to when tell them to get more bitches like yknow
"Hey Michael, put your cat on the mic"
On December 31, you and your homie have full permission to be each others new years kiss. Go to your closest homie and give them a kiss for good luck in the new year
Bro, it’s December 31 and my girl isn’t here
Well, it’s Kiss your homie day normally, so we might as well kiss
Ejaculation on a male/females arse
Im going to put my gravy on your roast
When someone says something that you don’t care to hear or nobody gives a shit about…
(Especially within a group of friends, acquaintances, etc.)
Example 1
Person One: Bro, I got this new phone that…
Person Two: No way! Rub it on your chest.
Example 2
Person One: We went out to eat last night, and holy shit I had the best tacos I’ve ever had in my life!
Person Two: Really? Those sound amazing! Were there any leftovers?
Person One: Yes! I brought one home for lunch today.
Person Two: That’s what’s up! You know what you could do right…..? Rub it on your fucking chest I don’t care about what you ate for dinner last night.