Patriots of any shopping facility, feeling a non-premeditated trifling need to shit themselves.
Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.
Steph - where did joey go?
when you shit in someones breakfast; or the alternative, shit in someones kids and eat there breakfast
'Shut the fuck up! I'll Shit in your Breakfast'
Shit in your kids, kill em, force feed them breakfast then eat them.
When someone thinks they're all that and a bag of chips, but you hate them so much that don't feel they're worth being compared to something good, even with sarcasm.
"My coworker is so stuck up and condescending, she's all that and a bag of shit."
A Powerful Dump, usually taken in a hurried manner often a result of shitty beer and even shittier wings
Bro 1: the fuck did you eat, man
Bro 2: last nights beer and wings gave me the War Shits
Metal Shitting is when you listen to metal songs while taking a shit. Pretty self-explanatory
Just got done with some metal shitting.
Low life..
You're a shit stain in lifes underwear..