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1) Where you take a shit, and it turns out to be molten lava made of fecal matter.
2) When you have a really bad stomach ache, so you shit, but 10 minutes after it comes back and you shit again, and it repeats forever until your stomach finally settles.
Def. 1:
Guy 1: Goddamn, I had the shits so bad last night!
Guy 2: Shouldn't have eaten those jalapeno poppers man.
Def.2:
Guy: *sitting on toilet* FUCK! When will these shits go away?!
Frankie who works night shift.
Who updated the shift report?
Frankie
Ya she's the shit.
Awesome, God-like, Beyond God-like. Almost at Chuck Norris status. Eg. The two guys in 'Sex Drive'.
Nerd: How do you get the confidence to hit on all these hot girls?
Guy: ...cos we're The Shit.
to take a shit is not to physically take someones shit; but rather a metaphorical statement used after pooping.
That's awesome!
That mac n cheese is delicious. That shit slaps!
A Shit-Jerker is when you have to take a poop and you sit on the toilet and hold it in while you jerk your cock hard, and then right when you are about to cum you squeeze your ass muscles like fresh lemonade and you expel a Giant turd boat out your ass canal while a milky stream of shimmering white cum flies out your dickhole.
Yo did you hear that Tommy got fired yesterday, I guess the boss caught him taking a shit-jerker