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When you hog up all the internet bandwidth from streaming all that 4K anal porn
*webpage takes a long time to load*
Dad (yells across bedroom): Son, are you choking the bandwidth again?
Son (yells back): Uhhh no..... what makes you think that?
Dad: Oh nothin', just a hunch...
Telling someone to choke on something. Another way of saying shut up.
Justin: lol bro u suck
Jessica: go choke Justin
A variation of the stranger in which one sits on one's own hand until it goes numb and then uses said hand to masturbate. It gives one the sensation that somebody else is using the force to stimulate one's penis.
From a deleted scene in a Star Wars movie:
Yoda: "Size matters not. Look at me."
*Yoda exposes himself to Luke*
Yoda: "Judge me by my size, do you?"
Luke: "Ugh, gross! Put that thing away, Master Yoda."
*The spirit of Obi-Wan comes to Luke and speaks*
Obi-Wan: "Use the force, Luke."
Luke: "No way, I never agreed to this! I didn't come here to force choke a muppet's wrinkled and green penis!"
Obi-Wan: "Trust your feelings, Luke"
*Luke turns to Yoda reluctantly and nods*
Luke: "Alright, I'll give it a try."
Yoda: "No. Try not. Do...or do not. There is no try."
*The scene fades to black just as Luke begins to perform the unspeakable act*
The (physically impossible) act of wrapping one's penis around another person's neck in order to strangle him/her. Often used jokingly as an exaggerated threat.
If you don't stop changing the radio station in my car, I'm going to cock choke you.
-punk/ska band from NYC.
-started Crack Rocksteady
-now known as Leftover Crack
"we have no rights, we have no future.
no reasons why, just born to die"
-choking victim
1) A joke that makes no sense.
2) A joke that is extremely lame.
1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.
2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.
a place where activity or passage cannot continue, such as a bottleneck in the road
The very last day was the day when my group hit a choke point.