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1) Vaginal sex with a bitch on her period and making her suck the blood off your cock after you have had your way with her.
2) Punch a ho in the mouth, preferably knocking out a couple of teeth, and make her blow you while she is bleeding from the mouth.
1) Hello slut. Let me take you out tonight for a cherry slurpee.
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Frozen banana chunks are combined in the blender with light cream and rum, and served with dried banana chips for garnish. Serve it chilled and then chuggit.
Banana slurpee...chunk...chill...chug.
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After finishing up with a 'slurpy' suck session, you blow on your favorite girl's face then proceed to spray explosive diahrea in her general direction.
Nicole LeDouche took the dirty slurpee like a champ! Look at that little whore go!
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A slurpee made of shit. High in fiber
yeah, lemme get a snickers and a turd-slurpee. Kingsize
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You probably can guess what this is. It's the act of drinking many slurpees to get a strange combination of brainfreeze and orgasm.
I drank ten slurpees and am having a Slurpee Orgy.
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The nastiest thing I've ever heard of
Damn Luvnuts, go easy on the jizz slurpees!
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When you make your partner stand on their head, give them an enema, and then insert a straw into thier anus and drink. This is best when the enema has been chilled for a good 30 minutes.
Jesse and I were feeling really kinky last night, so I did a chocolate slurpee on him.
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