F-22

1. A plane so fuckin' maneuverable you can fly up your own ass with it. The pride of the good ol' USAF. Can take down multiple communist aircraft without ever being noticed. Everyone in the USAF wants one.

2. The Decepticon, Starscream, from the movie Transformers. Also featured in the movie Iron Man.

3. The "New Future Weapon" featured in the song by Billy Idol.

4. What Chuck Norris would be if he was an airplane.

1. F-22 radio chatter: "Alright lets bag us some SUCK-ois!" *Fires off six AIM-120s at Russian aircraft*

2. I would pay good money to see Starscream face Iron Man.

3. *It's the dawn of a new future weapon*

4. OMFG! That's not Mobius One in the skies above us! It's Chuck Norris doing a barrel roll!

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22 january

Horny people are born on this day

What day are you born in?

22 january.

Oh thats why you're so horny

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November 22

This is the day where you can slap anyone's calves

Random Person: Ew! You touched my calves, You're gay
Me: Nope it's November 22 it's calve slapping day!

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October 22

National kiss any day(Have fun don’t be shy)

National kiss anyone day is one October 22

february 22

People born in february 22 are the baddest bitches on earth. They are really pretty and they have good tastes. No wonder you have a crush on them

"You are born on february 22?? damn that’s why you’re so cool"

September 22

The day a fine ass female wit sum ugly ass anger issues was born. wtf is wrong wit her. she was fine asf too but she threw my fucking ipod mini in the toilet. she had some good pussy tho. If you were born on this day u deserve a good, patient and kind of broke boyfriend

nigga just read the definition of september 22

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12:22

perfect days, together, you & me
no interruptions, no distractions

alone at last, just you & me
in your loving embrace i long to be

what a precious dream come true - that will be

missing you - thinking of you - love from me

❤ 🌷 ❤

it's 12:22 & my mind's on you

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