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A net that catches fish or what have you from the ocean.
Smells just like a wharf net in here... like some people just got together and had some low tide smelling sex.
a term of virtual endearment, usually being a virtual slap upside the head for inappropriate behavior or badly timed comments much like a zing
p: i like trucks with big tires
d: thats what she said
p: net slap
Slang / Technical term used to describe an accessible wireless network which does not belong to you, often belonging to your neghbours or a local business etc
"I'm on Neighbour Net at the moment cause our internet is cut off"
when a male is wearing a bathing suite and he becomes errect and his penis becoms cought in the bathing suite net.
i had a really bad dolphin in the net in the ocean it was soo embarasing
Similar to the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net is a device worn by women on the breast. However, unlike the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net serves no conceivable purpose, as it is placed on top of small breasts (mosquito bites) and thus has nothing to hold up.
Bob: Dude, my girlfriend left her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at my house yesterday!
Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.
Bob: Why do they even make those?
Dan: To make my life harder.
When you egosurf yourself, and discover that you're not as important as you think.
Man, I googlebate sometimes, and every time I do I net-humble myself.
Every time I googlebated, I found out that I should be more net-humble.
When you go on netflix in search of porn.
Mom: Hey son, what is "swallow my sock 15"?
Son: What?
Mom: Its on the netflix video history!
Son: shit! Why did i net-titties