Write a lengthy blog

Euph.
To have a shit.

I went to Leeds yesterday, and we had dinner at an Indian Restaurant. Today, I'm going to write a lengthy blog.

Do not write in this space

Okay, I won't jot down any letters or numbers --- but I WILL make lots of meaningless scribbly lines and ink-smudges in it, so dat YOU can't write anything in dat space, either! PPPPTHTHTHTHPPPPPT!!!

Telling someone "Do not write in this space" on a paperwork-form is virtually a guarantee that he will seethingly scrawl all kinds of infuriated gibberish in that precious little space, especially if he is feeling resentful about having to feverishly fill out the stupid form in the first place ("Whatever happened to the Paperwork-Reduction Act?!"), just as posting a "No Smoking" sign or putting up a "Keep Off The Grass" placard often results in an INCREASE in said unwanted activity, rather than lessening it!

AZIAN CHATTING/WRITING

Retarded way of spelling words in an IM conversation, internet places etc properly..all the examples are listed below this definition.
Also called "No0b Writing" over Internet.
Also theres a big difference between words like "lol, btw,brb, wb etc.."

Cause-cuz
Because-bcuz
anyways-n e wayz
little-lil
asian-azn
cool-kewl
Ok-Okie
my-maah
I dont know- I dunno
something-sumthin
someone-sum1

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to write a good song

masturbation from a female perspective.
to whip cream
to ruffle the fur
to shoot men
to save babies by keeping them with the lord, our saviour
to scratch some vinyl
to make art great again
to baptise la vulve

Excuse me, dear, for being late. I was really stressed and had to write a good song before driving to the meeting. Much clearer now. And relaxed. Where were we?"

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AZIAN CHATTING/WRITING

shortened or expanded phonetic way of writing. Yah we use our brains more then we actually think when we type "our way".
any thing with the "oi" sound ex: boy becomes boi
"ph" words become f ex: phonetic - fonetic
words that en in en become 'n
any word that sounds like a letter uses that letter

ur- your/you are
yah yeah- yes
nah- no/know
maybeeh- maybe
meeh- me
no- know
r- are
dis- this/disrespect
dat- that
dae- they/day
mah- my
sekci sexE- sexy
sry- sorry
wlx- welcome
tnx- thank you
wha- what
pnoy- pinoy
pnay- pinay
pny- pinay
boi- boy
mztisa- mistissa
flip- filipino
chink- chinese
spic/k- spanish/latino
fone- phone
hea- here
ida no- i don't know
oic- oh i see
bby- baby
ma- mom/my

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crab toe writing

A term used by Jamaicans to describe terrible hand writing.

"you and your crab toe writing a one in di same.........crawny"

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writing on IM

writing on IM can consist of...
shortning of words so that the proccess of typing is shortened...because seriously some people dont want to read paragraphs when there IMing around 5 people at the same time!!

.........lol lmao lmfao jk wtf sn im aim omg omfg sXe hXc camfmofo ugh hey wassup wazzup haha lolz nvm nm w/e h/j b/j....i think you get the point...........

also some people like to make the words look cooler by substituting letters for numbers or other letters, sometimes repeating a letter
(so be carefull when reading so you dont miss read somthing and make a disaster happer because of it)

writing on IM....

1. 0mfg i jst g0t bak frum z0cc3r
(i find that kind annoying sometimes personally)

2. omfg i lost my HW and if my mom finds out im dead!

3. ii lost my diinosaur iin the iice cream OR rawr! iim a Diinosaur

4. person 1: hey wazzup person 2: nm u? person 1: same

5. ! l05t my n3w v!d30 g4m3 5y5t3m !n th3 p00l

ETC....

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