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Guy with no chin. Looks like sid the sloth.
Hey is that josh? Gotta be he has no chin
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That one kid in your group who hacks at Pokémon Go.
Dude, Don’t be a Josh. Hacking takes all the fun out of the game!
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There is a process to knowing Josh! At first glance you would see how just, masculine and sexy he is! He has almond eyes.. Black hair.. A chiseled jawline.. and he is so ripped.. His testosterone levels rip off your panties without him touching you. He is such a smooth talker! But, when you get to talk to him, you realize that, he isnt like that.. You will see how fun of a guy he is! Some people call him talkative and reckless, but thats because he just wants to make people feel better! He always starts the conversation and will leave you laughing and smiling. When you get to know him even more, you find out how caring and compassionate he is! He loves anime, KPOP, writing songs, and making friends! All guys wanna be him, and all girls want to be with him! He is such an awesome guy! The very thought of him leaves girls breathless. When you enter into a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship, he makes you feel like the only girl in the world. You would never want to leave him.. and he compliments you daily. The more you get to know him, the more softspoken and sweet he becomes. And when you REALLY GET TO KNOW HIM. He has an 8in cock! He will ONLY use it on the girl of his dreams! But before he does that, he uses his tongue!! Ahh, Josh. I love you.
Common words used by Josh:
"Hia there!"
"How are you?"
"What?"
"Thats what she said"
"I'm here for you.."
"If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind, I would have 1 star.. because you never leave my mind"
"Hey dude, be a gentleman, let the lady pass"
"I LOVE BTS!!"
"I LOVE NARUTO!"
"My eyes are so small xD"
"Be safe oki?"
Ahh Josh.. I love you so much. And if you are a girl, you should too
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A smelly crackhead who thinks he's hectic cunt who smokes like 15 ounces of weed and is a pot head. He is a gronk fooled to thinking he has a big hanging cock which is in fact a pin dick and prematurely ejaculates all the time. He hides the fact that he is a raging homosexual and reckons he's a real hit with the ladies. He thinks he is a sexy but in fact he spends his days on the computer trying to unsuccessfully pick up 40 year old virgins pretending to be hot chicks. He also does heaps of drugs and alchohol in which his peers think he is a junkie and works off welfare checks.
Hey man did you know that guy called josh
Yeah he was some wannabe sick cunt faggot who got bashed when he was completely shitfaced to impress that girl. Well I heard he ended up with a broken nose.
Ouch man what a tool I wanna beat his head in as well
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A boy that will tell you he really likes you,then choose another girl. Only wants you for your body;tends to lead on. Total douchebag.
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the act of waiting until a girl is asleep and proceeding to masturbate until completion and ejaculating on the girl
Man, Larry was so boned up after his date with Susie that he totally pulled a josh on her!
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The greatest guy a girl can meet. Though shy and bit reserved in their expressions of love, they can easily make girls fall in love with them due to their charm, intelligence, humor and adorkable-ness. Typically sports brown hair, glasses, and big eyes.
"What do you think about your boyfriend?"
"He's such a josh! Totally perfect in every way. I'm sure he's the one."
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