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so what did you and your date wear to sadies?
I wore your mom...actually i kinda wore her out....
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A really lame comeback for when people can't think of anything else. Used mostly by high school kids or adults trying to be cool with the "younger crowd". Usually followed by "OHHHHHHHH" and/or "BURRRRRRRRRRN". Gets really annoying really really fast.
Kid: You just won't play dodgeball against us 'cause you know you'll LOSE!
Teacher: Hey...hey...YOUR MOM!
Class: OHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BURN!!! *laughs like idiots*
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a cut down, crappy ass come back
-"Dude I was doin your mom last night and she wants me back tonight too, she said something about bringing her girlfriend"
-"Well...umh...Your Mom
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Something That Can be Said To Answer Any Question And Sometimes Can be Very Funny.
"Hey Dude, What Were You Doing Last Night?"
"Your Mom"
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a. an easy lay
b. ugly, yet still a complete ho bag
Like Schlotzsky's Deli, --- quick, cheap, and easy...
Like 7-11, except your mom IS always doing buisness
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Aphrase which, if used correctly, can be a highly amusing insult. Often used as a come back but can sometimes just be used for the sake of it. It is not a good idea to use it on one of your siblings though as can back fire very easily.
E.G 1
Teacher: John tell me a vital condition needed for successful fractional distillation.
John: Ermm.. Your Mom!
Jack: You suck
John: I suck your mom
E.G 2
John: Hey, Jack!
Jack: What!
John: Your mom!
Jack: What the fuck!
John: Your mom.
Jack: Fuck You
John: Fuck your mom
Jack: Leave me alone
John: Only if you leave your mom alone
Etc...
E.g 3 (At a job interview)
Interviewer: So john what is your main interest
John: Well i am going to have to say...ermm... Your mom
John: OMG! You'll never guess what hapened to me yesterday!
Jack: What!
John: Your mom!
Passer By: OOH OOH You got owned!!
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Guy 1 - Yo, what did you do last night
Me - erm, your mom
Random guy - OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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