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Ireland jones

Ireland Jones is one of the most beautiful, talented, kindest person you would ever meet. She is always down for a good time and when she is with her Pookie Sierra it is always a fun time and things get wild. Ireland usually thinks she is not good enough but little Does she know she is to good for anyone and is literally the definition of an amazing person. She is so gorgeous, she is as gorgeous as the sun rises and sunsets. But be careful don’t break her heart because she has a heartless best friend who is not afraid to break some fingers. When this girl loves, she loves hard. She is also very grumpy when waking up from a nap so never wake her up. Overall she is just the best person and the best best friend any girl could ask for. <3

Boy or girl 1- Hey did you see Ireland jones?

Boy or girl 2 - yes omg she is looking so beautiful today!

Boy or girl 3- did you also see her clothes? They are fire.

Boy 1 - don’t make the mistake of hurting her, I got my hand broken from her best friend Sierra.

by S_br6nd234 February 18, 2024


Ireland's Eye

Nessan the Duke of 400 AD had three sons, and named a monastery in their honor. the monastery is on the island called Ireland's Eye. The name of the island is 'Inis Mac Neasain' or the 'Island of the sons of Nessan', the monastery has the same name in Gaelic.

The monastery is good craic for a quick visit during the summer. Not a huge amount there today but an interesting place all the same.

Dave: Did you go to Howth and see Ireland's Eye?

Kevin: Yeah it was good fun, I enjoyed the Island of Ireland's Eye

by Jack O'Meara October 21, 2019


coc ireland

It's the gayest people in ireland and clash of clans .. no one likes them

He's COC ireland don't even look at him

by Jwwiiwi3k November 2, 2018


Ireland Steamer

A variation on the Cleveland Steamer where Kathy Ireland takes a crap on your chest.

After the Sports Illustrated cover shoot, I got an Ireland Steamer from Kathy.

by KalEl2000 May 26, 2024


United Ireland

A concept that would make unionists shit themselves and jump out the window. You see, despite being the descendants of British protestant planters, they think they own the place and therefore make a united Ireland non-existent.

Jim: I want a United Ireland
Other Jim (unionist): I want 10-inch dicks up my throat.

by leo123456 February 20, 2024


Isaac Ireland

A dumbass bitch who likes to kank in front of his siblings

Look at Isaac Ireland over there kanking

by Evan Roten July 4, 2020


2016 Ireland rugby tour of South Africa

A summer test series which happened in 2016 which south africa won 2-1, the irish thought they would have a chance in beating the springboks after winning the 2015 six nations but they had a bang average year in the 2016 edition finishing 3rd behind wales, the men in green thought they could pass the south africa test in flying colours but they thought wrong. they just couldnt take the heat of the springboks which saw the irish lose the series 2-1

the 2016 Ireland rugby tour of south africa was pretty one sided dont you think?

yeh, but it gives the players some time to learn dont it
i guess your right

by big fat tubby December 16, 2023