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Ken's mom

A 45 year old woman who is traumatized by the fact that her parents sold her on a mail order bride site, and still suffers from hypothermia due to the raft trip from Germany.

I banged ken's mom hard last night.

by Kendrick Sparks February 10, 2009

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ken jennings

Perhaps the sexiest, most appealing contestent in Jepordy history. Watching him win 2 million dollars gave us all an odd sense of pride and a warm fuzzy sort of feeling, because he appears to be the kid who was picked last in gym.

"Why can't Ken be president?"
"Ken Jennings OWNS, so show some respect, foo'!"

by moo1234 July 15, 2006

40๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ken Masters

Ken Masters is a fighter from USA whom was sent by his father to master Gouken. There he trained under his Gouken along with Ryu under a fighting style called Ansatsuken. Ken's primary focus is on the Shoryuu principle which is why his Shoryuken move is characterized with flame while Ryu follows the Hadou principle.

The difference between the Ansatsuken twins is mainly in their moves. Ken has a stronger Shoryuken and multi-hitting Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku(Hurricane Kick) while Ryu as a single hit knockdown Hurricane kick and a stronger and faster Hadoken.

I just beat the **** out of you with Ken Masters! PWNED!

by Schewagzer12 August 2, 2007

72๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


ken schrader

A Racer in the NASCAR Winston/NEXTEL CUP Series whose Career began in 1986 and has spanned for 21 years now

Ken Schrader Career Stats as of the end of the 2007 NEXTEL CUP season
Wins, Top 5's, Top 10's, Poles,
4 64 184 23

Number's and Sponsor's and Car Model since his Rookie Season
1986-87:#90 Red Baron Frozen Pizza, Buick
1988-89:#25 Folgers Coffee, Chevy Lumina
1990-94:#25 Kodiak Chewing Tobacco, Chevy Lumina
1995-96:#25 Bud Beer, Chevy Monte Carlo
1997-99:#33 Skoal Chewing Tobacco, Chevy Monte Carlo
2000-02:#36 M&M's, Pontiac Grand Prix
2003:#49 1-800-Call ATT, Dodge Intrepid
2004-05:#49 Schwan's Home Service, Dodge Intrepid/Charger
2006-07:#21 Little Debbie/U.S. Air Force/Ford Motorcraft, Ford Fusion

Ken Schrader is a Stock Car driver in NASCAR

by Joe Smith 2 December 13, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


ken hair

hair with so much hairspray or gel that it looks like it is molded plastic (like Ken, as in Barbie and Ken). Usually refers to a man.

I used too much hairspray, now I have ken hair.

Man, hurricane Katrina couldn't mess up your Ken hair.

by Robert Pagnani November 18, 2007


Ken Dagesse

An absolute savage who has no limits to what he does.

A complete stoner and suave guy often seen wearing wife beaters and smoking cigars

Yo that is such a Ken Dagesse right there

by Zachalexander May 2, 2016


Ken Jennings

1. (name) A contestant on jeopardy who won 74 games in a row.

2. (adj.) Anything really smart

3. (adj.) Used to describe something or someone who has many sucsesses in a row

4. (verb) The act of forcefully inserting pinecones into someone else's anus.

1. Did you seen Ken Jennings on TV last night?

2. That is one Ken Jennings little boy if I've ever seen one.

3. That soccer team is hella Ken Jennings!

4. Bring your daughter over after the ballet and we can all Ken Jennings.

by skine November 15, 2004

97๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž