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A wondrous lo-fi emo band from the 1990s.
Stephen: "I Hate Myself, my favorite emo band, had only one full length LP."
Mark Ibold: "That's rough, buddy."
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"quitetly chuckling to myself" is the new laugh out loud. Too often people use lol when they are only quitetly chuckling to theirself.
Part of the issr
Bob: Look at that geyzer falling over!!!!1111
Tim: quitetly chuckling to myself (qcm)
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The act of smacking your own hands high above your head to prevent looking like a dork when you go to high 5 someone and they leave you hanging.
Me: "I finally got that big acccount!!!"
Boss: Stares at you then starts to walk away
Me: HIGH 5 MYSELF (smack hands above my own head)
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Means when, you say a joke so funny that even you have to laugh, even if you are the only one. Though it's kinda lame laughing with yourself, but, you just cant help yourself :)
haha, knock knock, whos there? boo..boo who?
ohh dont cry its only a joke...HAHAHA
ohh i love crackin myself up
When you cant find the right words to say “second guessed myself” and this is what comes out.
Thinking of the right thing but having another thought which conflicts with the original one.
Friend : “hey, who’s that celebrity who ran that beach club tv show?”
My brain : Lindsay Lohan! .....but maybe Paris Hilton
Me : “I think it was Paris Hilton...”
Friend : “just googled it was Lindsay Lohan”
Me : “damn I knew it...I double thought myself”
When you are so frustrated or annoyed by something that you'd rather die than tolerate another minute of it.
When a loud speaking co-worker who sounds as dumb as a caveman is on phone calls all day and you can't take it anymore. You just want to put yourself out of your misery by shooting yourself in the face...
You may say something under your breath such as "For some reason, I just want to shoot myself in the face".
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When you are so done with yourself or something that you did
"I can't believe you've done this"
Over it
Done
I just can't anymore
*makes full on breakfast (eggs, pancakes, coffee, bacon) accidentally bumps table and entire breakfast falls on the floor 5 minutes before you have to leave* "I'm so off myself right now."
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