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May 20th is National Friendzone Day.
“Got any plans today?”
“No you?”
“It’s national Friendzone day!”
May 20th
National Ask Out your Crush Day.
John: Bro it’s May 20th
Jack: Fuck I’m probably gonna get rejected
Person 1: What day is it bro?
Person 2: It’s Ugliest Dog Day in Mexico
Person 1: You know some weird ass shit
Person 2: It’s 20th June
Free tittie pic from your girlfriend and they HAVE TO DO IT
Boy:Send me a tit pick please
Girl:Why
Boy:because it’s April 20th😂
Girl:Your right ok here you go
the biggest bitch ever is born. stuck up, rude, and has hot friends.
damn she’s so full of herself. i bet she was born on january 20th
Give your friends that are Buddhist,Jewish or Hindu $20 day
Did you not hear it’s December 20th you know what that means, give me the $20!
International Kretzy day
The day a wonderful person called Kretzy was born
Person 1: do you know what day it is today?
Person 2: no? Is it a special day?
Person 1: It's December 20th, the international Kretzy day!