17/22

An anal swab test for Covid-19. Named after a tweet by Dr Zoe Hyde (labelled 17/22 in a thread) where she suggested anal swab tests to mitigate the virus in children.

Bro Zero Covid is off the rails, did you hear some of them want to 17/22 us weekly now?

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F/A-22

A new fighter built by Lockheed Martin. The F/A-22 Raptor will be have an internal weapons bay and be able to reach the speed of sound without using after burners.

The F/A-22 will dominate the skys when released.

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F-22

1. A plane so fuckin' maneuverable you can fly up your own ass with it. The pride of the good ol' USAF. Can take down multiple communist aircraft without ever being noticed. Everyone in the USAF wants one.

2. The Decepticon, Starscream, from the movie Transformers. Also featured in the movie Iron Man.

3. The "New Future Weapon" featured in the song by Billy Idol.

4. What Chuck Norris would be if he was an airplane.

1. F-22 radio chatter: "Alright lets bag us some SUCK-ois!" *Fires off six AIM-120s at Russian aircraft*

2. I would pay good money to see Starscream face Iron Man.

3. *It's the dawn of a new future weapon*

4. OMFG! That's not Mobius One in the skies above us! It's Chuck Norris doing a barrel roll!

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22 january

Horny people are born on this day

What day are you born in?

22 january.

Oh thats why you're so horny

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November 22

This is the day where you can slap anyone's calves

Random Person: Ew! You touched my calves, You're gay
Me: Nope it's November 22 it's calve slapping day!

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february 22

People born in february 22 are the baddest bitches on earth. They are really pretty and they have good tastes. No wonder you have a crush on them

"You are born on february 22?? damn that’s why you’re so cool"

October 22

National kiss any day(Have fun don’t be shy)

National kiss anyone day is one October 22