august 3rd

‘Go and swim day!’. On August 3rd soak up some sun, and maybe even go to the beach!

OMG! Its August 3rd, we totally need to go swim!

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March 3rd

eating dick as sushi day. It's also the day the best and most elite people are born. They are all so handsome gorgeous hot perfect with large cock or small mommy milkers. I can confirm that, i was born in march 3rd

-yo this person is born on march 3rd!!
-yeah bro she's so cool why can't i be like her if she had a cock it would be bigger than mine

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February 3rd

the day a bitchass named Ramona was born

“Ain’t it February 3rd?”
“man fuck Ramona😐”

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december 3rd

grab some ass day

jack: what’s the date?
kyle: it’s december 3rd, you know what that means?
jack: what?
kyle: time to grab some ass.

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December 3rd

national kiss your girlfriend/ boyfriend day.

omg it’s december 3rd are you gonna kiss her today

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December 3rd

When u post your bf or gf and show them off

why’d you post your gf ? and why’d she post you?
haven’t you heard its December 3rd or post ur bf/gf day!

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3rd Grade

When you and two other friends fight about the same boy on a rock at recess then call him 3rd grade whenever you talk about him.

"Do you remember when we all used to like 3rd grade

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