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national give a piggyback day:
if you can, you have to give one of your friends a piggyback ride.
Danny: Hey, get on my back.
Sam: Why?
Danny: It's december 5th.
Michael Jackson fan day. A day to celebrate being an MJ fan.
Hey guys, it's the 5th October! Did you hear it's Michael Jackson fan day today?
April 5th is the day where the answer to all questions is ‘suck your mum’ or just ‘your mum’
Person 1: Ayo what day is it
Person 2: your mum
Person 1: oh it must be April 5th
Tackle someone named noah day this is a day were you can tackle all your friends that are called noah
Hey dude lets tackle noah because its November 5th
National Tall Person Day! Anyone 5,5 and over gets $50!
You: I expect $50 by the end of the day.
Them: 50 bucks?!
You: It’s November 5th National Tall Person Day.
Where you go when you become drunk off alchohol, high off drugs, or stimulated off pills. When you get on the fifth circuit, you may still retain some consciousness but you usually do dumb shit, like jump out of a window or get a shitty tattoo.
"Damn those two drunk latina bitches hit that 5th circuit hard and i had them givin me the much needed love i required."
the day that tristan asked guilia for nudes so we all post yolos in honor of this heart warming memory
june,5th the day tristan wanted nudes
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