Kielbasa in the can

Another term for Anal Sex.

I asked her is she'd ever had kielbasa in the can.

can berk

Hot, tall and athletic guys from Europe that fucks the shit outta you. They have one of the best d’s on the planet. If you see one I would suggest you sleeping with him.

That guy is such a can berk

He fucks like can berk

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Canned coochie

Refers to the meme including squidward at the store of an edit of him saying “canned coochie”

Theme:superstore

Gary: yo bro do you think they have canned choochie?!
Flin:what’s that??
Gary:the meme of squidward saying canned coochie!!
Flin:uhm...sure bro

Brass Can

A brass can is when you are embarrassed by something. Basicly the teuchter version of brass neck or red neck.

Term made famous by #1 Teuchter Adam Munro

AYE SHE OFFERED ME A GOBBLE AND I HIT A PURE BRASS CAN

alpo can

Euphemism for a thick penis.

I accidentally cleaved my wife in two last night with my Alpo can.

fart can

The type of annoying muffler found on many pos compact cars today. Often capable of setting off car alarms and deafening infants. Most pitiful sounding on cars with automatic transmission.

Can you hear it, its a rice rocket coming; you can hear the fart can on it half a mile away.

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a can of whoopass

A phrase used to indicate that the target is about to be introduced to a whole world of pain. Specifically, you, by opening this can, are going to unleash the power of whooping (that is, in the sense of attacking and beating, not in the sense of whooping cough) upon their sorry ass.

1. Specific use:
Jerry paused in thought.
"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."

2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"

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