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Nolan Gage: A Model, Blue-Green Eyes, sharp jaw, male. Known to be the most handsome; Incredibly loyal, and selfless. Very intelligent but modest about his proposals. A leader. Respected to the highest degree without request. Fun, exciting, and adventurous loved by all besides whom are jealous; Mystical eyes, beautiful skin, perfect teeth and muscular body. Loved at first sight by most women. Nolan Gage is very trustworthy and respectful. The softest kiss. Athletic and a man of winter and mountains. Usually the best at what he does. He has crazy ideas, and loves adventures. Most fun person you’ll meet. Unforgettable memories will be made with a Nolan Gage. An amazing friend. When you meet a Nolan Gage don’t be fooled... he is more than he puts himself to be. Tries to blend in. Usually of Royalty and wealth. He will try his hardest to help you when your in need, no matter what he will never leave your side. A Nolan Gage is the most prefect man you could find...so if you find one, you’ll never forget him even if you try.
“Hey Gage!”
“Hey Nolan!”
“Hey Nolan Gage *last name*!”
When Chris Gage punches Nicholas Cage in the face, before exploding into a ball of flames. Beware; he often mistakes other people for Nicholas Cage.
OMG Chris Just gage caged Nicholas Cage in the face, Watch out he is a bad ass motherfucker
A handheld gaming system that looks like a phone that swallowed a GameBoy.
You mean you can use it as a phone?
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what the Hell were the folks at NOKIA smoking when they designed this ghastly device? You actually have to hold the phone with its width next to your ear in order to communicate, and they could have included better launch games which you can only play by first removing the battery and then adding or changing the cartridge. Not to mention the ridiculous price range. Definitely a concept designed for failure.
If NOKIA had designed the cartridge slot on the external part of N-Gage, and designed it more like a pocket calculator like many of NOKIA's cellphone product lines, and cut the price in half, the N-Gage might do a little bit better.
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Best driver to ever walk the earth
Cannon Gage is the best driver
Nokia's failed attempt to join the ranks of Nintendo in the hand held gaming industry. Better known as the digital taco, it is the worst concept concived, holding the record for the earliest price drop in the gaming industry, for having their first price drop after just one week after it's release. Now at the price of $200, it includes 3 free games and one month of pre-paid service for the cellular phone feature, which by the way you have to hold width side to your ear to talk in. Another "put down" feature is that in order to change games, you must remove the battery. So. . .WTF?
N-Gage? N-GAGE!? WHAT A POS IDEA THAT IS! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD BUY AN N-GAGE! YOU EVEN BOUGHT ONE! WTF!?!?
No dad, that's my taco.
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To run up to someone with Gages (hole openings in their ear) and lock a combination lock on it, the victim thus can get it off without knowing the combination or boltcutters.
bill: what the hell is that on you ear?
mike: its a combination lock, i got fuckin' Gage Locked.
bill: classic.
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