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Garfield

God

Garfield: exists
Me: My lord and saviour please forgive me of my sins

by Ñüttŷ Pëêń May 13, 2020


Garfield

A lazy man or boy. Someone who is cowardly. A male pussy. A pushover.

Tim has been acting like such a Garfield lately he just lets everybody walk all over him.

by Plato Duque April 24, 2022


Garfield

A comic strip fat cat who eats lasagna and hates Mondays, and created by Jim Davis.

I have a vintage Garfield book.

by dfqovwfeabvefi March 3, 2023


Garfield

Aka Chris Pratt

Chris Pratt: "I'm Garfield and i'm fat"

by JoeSissta November 16, 2021


Garfield

The sexiest cat in the world

The best cat is Garfield

by Smexygarfeil June 5, 2018


Garfield

A man that gets as much phat wet pussy as Garfield (the cat) and Andrew Garfield

Wow he’s a Garfield

by Gabby.gaby December 21, 2021


Garfield

The fat cat that is a lord and is fatter than Koolaidman Garfield is also defied as a mountain

Hey Garfield got up from his winter hybernation

by I don’t eat Duck September 8, 2022