To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.
Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
sick bloke. animator. artist. peng
Harold Houlihan is epic.
Harold the giraffe is shorter than Thomas.
Look! It's Harold the Giraffe on the ladder, trying to reach for the top shelf in a 7/11 convenience store!
Adjective: when something is really inconvienent.
I'd love to come but that's just really Harold for me sorry
a nickname for our scar head
harry potter
girl: harold get back here
harry: oh no!
Is he gay? or european? the world needs to know.
Harold: I don't have a boyfriend!
Other dude: That's not what you said yesterday!