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Hark the Harold

To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.

Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!

Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.

Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!

by itsnotJim December 6, 2010


harold houlihan

sick bloke. animator. artist. peng

Harold Houlihan is epic.

by Hoolimations June 2, 2018


Harold The Giraffe

Harold the giraffe is shorter than Thomas.

Look! It's Harold the Giraffe on the ladder, trying to reach for the top shelf in a 7/11 convenience store!

by ilovebarbiebedsheets August 21, 2022


Harold

Adjective: when something is really inconvienent.

I'd love to come but that's just really Harold for me sorry

by Bitchass756 January 13, 2019


Harold

a nickname for our scar head
harry potter

girl: harold get back here
harry: oh no!

by adeilinepotter December 14, 2022


Harold

another name for the one and only harry potter

"harold!, come back here"

by adeilinepotter November 26, 2022


Harold

Is he gay? or european? the world needs to know.

Harold: I don't have a boyfriend!

Other dude: That's not what you said yesterday!

by lolmyface:) December 13, 2021