Henry

Henry is the name a parent gives to the child they know will go no where in life. People who have the name Henry are often walking red flags. Henry's who also have a last name that end in H are the worst kind (ie: Hoover, Hooper etc)

Hey Henry is coming to the party tonight. Well Shit...

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henry

Acronym for: High earner, not rich yet

A buzzword coined in a 2003 Fortune Magazine article to refer to a segment of families earning between $250,000 and $500,000, but not having much left after taxes, schooling, housing and family costs - not to mention saving for an affluent retirement.

The credit card companies want to attract henry's as new customers, given their revenue potential.

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Henry

An arbitrarily gay name.

Lameass:Hi guys, my name is Henry and I play the violin.

Everyone else: wow, that guy has an arbitrarily gay name, and who plays the violin these days in such an ugly vest?

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Henry

The coolest, nerdy, hacking genius I've ever met. either if you need a hug, help with homework, or just need to talk, he's always there for you. Henry also enjoys to speak in his own made up language.

A sentence Henry would use:

"If purple unicorns can't fly than why do sandwiches contain pickles?"

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henry

A weirdo who this he knows it all.He interrupts everyone no matter what. However can a sweet fellow with a hilarious laugh and smile.Can be helpful but cant tell when someone is being sarcastic.

Henry: You know you're sitting on my chair ,right?
Girl: Really,I had no idea!
Henry:are you being sarcastic??
Girl: no I'm dead serious.
Henry:Oh ok
Girl:Seriously?? wow.

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HENRY

ONE who acts like a cat.

hey dude look at that guy hes being a henry! keep him away form ur cat man!

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Henry

Dog and child lover

Henry is a fucking creep.

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