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Front wedgie so hard it leaves a skid mark in the underwear
He suffered from a rusty melvin
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When one man, in the process of tag teaming a girl, prematurely ejaculates inside said girl before the other guy has a chance to take his turn. There after the premature ejaculator's friend either has to make the all or nothing decision to follow up or call it a day.
"Kyle and I tag teamed this chick. Sure enough about a minute in to it he Gonzo Melvin'd her and I had to follow up. It was the mosting disgusting moment of my life."
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A macking ass pimp that gets mad bitches
Yo bitch im James Melvin you dont know me
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A velvet melvin is blowjob given by a toothless meth whore. If you're lucky, said meth whore will have bleeding puss filled herpes sores in her mouth.
"ay bro, im stopping to get velvet melvin. brb
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Another word for the kind of diarrhea where the first chunk is poo, then the rest is diarrhea.
"Dude, I had some nasty Taco Bell and had to lay a huge Hot Melvin with a cork in the toilet!"
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Inasmuch as sex, a peach melvin if you will can also regard the orgasm of a large farm animal. I.E: Horse, Cow, Moose, Teridactyl
Knelly was getting dirty with BIG Betsy and prematurely peach melvined.
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Traditionally a sexual act where a women licks the mold and dirt from a dirty and unwashed partner. This started in early asia when mold was thought to be a delicacy.
Lisa was wasted last night and gave that homeless man a moldy melvin
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