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Miguel Furtado

A man with a long schlong and is almost god like in all aspects.

Holy shit did you see that guy? He was acting like a total Miguel Furtado?”

“I know I wish I was him”

by Santuna January 22, 2021


Miguel Mendoza

A little shit that snuck through the U.S border looking to hit women and uses a gun in a knife fight. Btw did I tell u he smells like beer and whines a lot and then talks shit behind ur back

I didn’t know you were like Miguel Mendoza

by Llllllllllz September 23, 2020


Miguel's shirt

When you peel the skin off of your partner's chest, glue it to yourself, and cum all over it

The most intimate act a couple can do is wearing Miguel's shirt

by BiggerPoppa March 11, 2017


cousin miguel

A cousin that you will never forget in your life. You will risk everything for him and you will always love him. He is the one that truly cares about you and will accept you for who you are. He will always be there for you in the toughest times.

My cousin Miguel is always there for me.

by natedogelite1 May 9, 2017


Miguel and Oliver

The two hottest guys you will ever meet. Great kissers and they have huge dicks and even bigger hearts. They will beat yo ass if you do sum. They are lovers but and always say "aye gang gang". You lucky to meet one of them and even luckier to meet both. You will never be unsatisfied when you is around them. They super sexy and are shredded. They will go to prison together but try not to get caught. They isn't homosexual, they homiesexual. They have the best taste in music ever. They main song is Rubbin off the Paint. They got each others back when they horny and when they in danger. They got nice asses and don't do drugs unless the other one does it. They isn't weird, they is not weird and have a nice way of talking. They also have great taste in shows and are great at any video game.

Person: aye wanna come over
Other person: nah bruh I finally get to hang wit miguel and oliver
Person: Lucky ass hoe
Third person: aye i hear one of yall hangin wit miguel and oliver
Other person: Yessir i get to

by Ayeganggang September 15, 2020


miguel wall

Miguel's are the best people. They can pick you up when you feel down and cuddle in all the right ways. They know how to help and are always there to follow through. Miguel's are the worst liars, yet best friends. They will always be there for you no matter what and they are pretty bad when it comes to staying mad. Miguel's are the best loves because they will never leave you. If they make a promise they will stick through to it and if you are hurt they will (or atleast try) to make it better. I love you Miguel wall.

I'm so lucky to have my best friend as my boyfriend, Miguel wall

by Juicy_Fruit March 15, 2016

4👍 2👎


Miguel Barbas

Miguel Barbas is a kind loving man , he has upmost sexiness and is one cutie. He has many achievements in life

Did you see Miguel Barbas today?

Of course i did he was looking astonishing as usua”

by Miguel Barbas December 13, 2021

3👍 1👎