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Texas slang for cock sucker. Derived from another term for a Rooster is cock, and another term for smooch is kiss, which is close to suck.
Could mean gay, or just a jerk.
"Hey Travis look at that rooster smoocher over there in the purple pants."
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"My boss is such a rooster smoocher for making me work on Saturday."
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An insulting term for a punk with some freaky hairstyle. This is a term especially used to refer to punks with red mohawks.
Jeremy: I'm punk, and if you're not afraid of me, I'll kick your ass!
Bobby: Fuck you, rooster head! Go back the 80s when rooster headed fags like you were taken seriously.
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It's the sound of the people in the street beginning two to three hours before the sun rises. It usually starts with random shouting (male drunks) and yelling/screaming (hookers) once they realize the bars have closed and they are caught off-guard being outside in the middle of the street. The 2nd phase is when cabbies screech to a halt and yell obscenities at the aforementioned city dwellers as they wobble in and out of traffic. Phase 3 continues to amp-up the street noise when the 'industrious' homeless begin collecting their cans and bottles from the trash strewn about. (Why the hell do they clink the bottles…don’t they know people are trying to sleep?) Phase 4 picks-up from there when the 'passed-out homeless' wake up and get agitated at everyone previously mentioned, and start yelling & slurring, but making no sense due to their grogginess. The final phase crescendos with police and fire sirens & horns responding to the circus that is taking place 100 feet from your home/condo/apartment. You are now fully awake.
Jim, whay are you so tired? Jim: I barely slept last night, thanks to the Urban Roosters starting up around 3 in the morning!
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While having sex in the doggie style position, on the pull out position you bang your head on the back of your partner, making the motion of a rooster pecking at corn.
Colton if you don't shut up i'm gonna romanian rooster your ass.
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When a person hasn't washed their hair in three or so days and the hair on their crown is greasy and sticking up like a rooster.
Ew, he needs to have a shower, look at that grease rooster happening on the back of his head!
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A synonym to cock blocker. It could also be used as a great cock blocking technique.
Me to couple: Hey, hey, hey, guys what do you call a shield made up of roosters?
Couple: What? (getting pissed of)
Me: A COCK BLOCKER!!! Trololololololo
Rooster Shield=Cock Blocker
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While a lady is sleeping, you squat over the top of her with you ass facing her head, with a semi erect cock you tap her on her forehead while crowing like a rooster "Cock - a - doodle - do".
My girlfriend got drunk last nite and slept thru her alarm, so i woke the bitch up with a Texas Rooster.
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