Samurai Jack

A complete an utter newbie from Gametalk who always posts the exact same posts. Not a real guy, just a lame cloning attempt at Auron Leon Heart, and even worse than him.

Samurai Jack: i am the best

Oldie: *insert detailed description here*

S Jack: stfu

Oldie: *insert detailed description here*

S Jack: u loser

Oldie: I'm leaving you. You're pathetic.

S Jack: no ur scread of me

Oldie: *vanishes* O_O

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Samurai Jack

Another shit attempt by Americans to imitate anime.

Samurai Jack on Cartoon Network is a fucking joke.

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samurai pizza cats

The best super-heroes ever. Consisting of three cats who love pizza, live in Japan and are samurai's.

Who do you call when you want some pepperoni? SAMURAI PIZZA CATS!

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"Scottish Zen Samurai"

"Scottish Zen Samurai" - A collection of poems by Scottish poet, author, playwright, James Morrison, published by Immediate Arts, 2007.

"Scottish Zen Samurai" - James Morrison's poetry collection, is influenced by Rimbaud, Dylan Thomas, surrealism, stream of consciousness writing, and Zen Buddhism.

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Next to last samurai

A girl (or guy) with the samurai haircut, or man bun, or boy girl bun, or the name people call their haircut, since they're not the only one with the haircut, they're not the last samurai, they're the next to last samurai.

She's the next to last samurai, she's gonna slice and dice you with a katana.

learning the way of the samurai

sleeping;

be quiet he is learning the way of the samurai

Two-handed Samurai

When you're jacking off with two hands. Comes from the face you make when you're about to blow.

My sushi gang bang fell through last night so I ended up having to give myself a two-handed samurai.