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Snape

A Greasy Git of a Potions Teacher from the Harry Potter series. Had a sick obsession with the title characters mother.

Suspected lover of Albus Dumbledore

"That Greasy git Snape"

"You mean Professor Snape"

by Two Pints of Lager & a handle March 7, 2021


snape

an ugly fucking loser from harry potter.

bullied children, was grossly obsessed with lily evans (potter), literally was a stalker, was racist, was part of the wizard kkk, etc etc.

also was extremely greasy and oily and probably hasn’t washed his hair since the 70s.

ew snape is an ugly noob

by lil sharty March 3, 2021


Snape

someone who is not to be trusted, and who presumably will try to fuck you off in any way possible.

I knew that snape had something to do with my money missing

by ChinnMcgee April 29, 2024


Snape

(verb.) To be super petty and dickish after rejected romantically

I tried to let him down gently but he snaped me for six fucking months

by james mccall May 9, 2018


Snape

(verb.) Super petty and dickish after being romantically rejected

“i tried to let him down gently but then he snaped me for six fucking months”

by james mccall May 9, 2018


Snape

A trash human who died lonely and was very pathetic. He abused children and when his best friend tried to stand up for him he called her a slur. He had a bias toward Slytherin house and didn't know what shampoo was. His hair was greasier than Papa John's pizza. He died as the quote on quote Slytherin hero. Like stfu what about Regulus who literally died finding one of Voldemorts horcruxes AND THEN made a fake one. People still say he was the SlyTheRin heRo. Shaking my head.

"Who abused children and was a huge dick his whole life to everyone he knew?"
"Snape!"

by Maraudersequallife July 2, 2022


Snape

A way in which to describe a female whom is a snape or whom you would snape if you see a good one simply call out snape

Snape.. She's a right snape.. I'd snape her head right off.. look at that snape.. would you snape her..

by Zaklaa September 30, 2018