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Negative comments in a forums for sale area.
-Off topic comments are "Thread Jacking".
Thread crapping in the for sale section is not allowed.
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The series of motions, performed by some men when attempting to urinate while afflicted with morning wood, whereby they bend at the waist and squat while tucking the junk. This guides everything that would be sticking up back to the down position, thereby avoiding spills and crush related injuries.
What's wrong Karl, why are you walking like that?
I forgot to thread the needle this morning.
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Roomate1: WTF, who pissed on the floor in here!?!
Roomate2: Oops, sorry dude. I forgot to thread the needle this morning.
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A sexual action in which the man is laying flat on the ground and the woman is standing direct front of him, she then jumps and does a summersault, landing with her vagina neatly filled with cock. (Some Injury may occur)
Man1: Did you hear about jed?
Man2: No, What happened?
Man1: He tried to Thread the Needle with his wife last night and she missed and snapped his cock in 2, he is now in the hospital.
Man2: holy shit!
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Spiderman threads are pretty much the best thing ever. The definition is self-explanatory.
Y'all niggas postin' in a spiderman thread?
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1. Generally, any sort of internet comment thread (community) where the individuals engaging in the thread conform to dominant beliefs, and are insular towards those that present a different viewpoint. Note that a disinterested thread is different from a chauvinistic thread, as the latter will aggressively attack different viewpoints, while the former simply does not care.
2. Specifically, any sort of internet comment thread—particularly on YouTube—where the individuals engaging in the thread (usually mid-late teens to young adults) are happy-go-lucky casuals and do not attempt to pursue the topic of interest further, often due to ignorance or a short attention span. Thus, when the so-called reply guy comes in with a paragraph, the casuals react with a "wut" attitude and completely dismiss his or her critical and edifying perspectives. This usually comprises of the entire thread either ignoring the intellectual all together, or replying back with something like "I don't get it" or "no one really cares". Further attempts of enlightening the casuals might only be perceived as an annoyance and may cause some of them to mute the comment thread.
Unfortunate to the intellectual, he or she might feel utterly neglected, and loses faith in the young generation's ability to think critically.
Combined with the typical "the internet is not school" mentality, casuals on the internet may never learn, and will object to any sort of information that challenges their mindset.
YouTube comment thread on a Mukbang video:
OP: Literally every time I see the word Mukbang in the title, I get super hungry, does that happen to anyone else?? {207 likes | 3 days ago}
> Reply 1: Omg that literally happens to me every single time too! {26 likes | 3 days ago}
> Reply 2: Happens to me too! {20 likes | 3 days ago}
> Reply 4: Yeah same, I think it has something to do with something called operant conditioning {16 likes | 3 days ago}
> Psychology student: @Reply 4 Psychology student here. Actually, it has nothing to do with operant conditioning, what you're referring to is classical conditioning, which is the pairing of an unconditional stimulus with a neutral stimulus. You see, the word Mukbang is a neutral stimulus, but because it has been repeatedly paired with the concept of eating loads of food, it has a strong association with food, and food is an incentive that triggers ghrelin. {0 likes | 2 days ago}
> Reply 6: hahaha saame {0 likes | 7 hours ago}
> Psychology student: @Reply 4 Did you not read my comment? Heck, did anyone read my comment? {0 likes | 7 hours ago}
> Reply 8: Science biatch! {1 like | 1 hour ago}
> Psychology student: @Reply 9 Actually, it's "psychology biatch!" FTFY. {0 likes | 1 hour ago}
> Reply 10: @Psychology student Shut up, nobody really cares {0 likes | 40 minutes ago}
> Reply 11: @Psychology student wut {0 likes | 7 minutes ago}
> Psychology student: This is such a disinterested thread... {0 likes | just now}
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Where people spend all there time on, because they have no life. Just miserable fools that have nothing better to do than be a post nerd!!!
Post Nerd! I got 5000, woohoo! I have no life! My kids are playing in the street, but I dont care, because I got 5000! woohoo!
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The act of sending emails to your friends while sitting on the toilet. Usually as part of an on-going email thread. Sometimes proven with a picture.
I stayed on the toilet too long because I was poop threading and it is hard to type on my iPhone.
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