A college in Asheville, North Carolina that believes in "the triad." Students are required to work 15 hours a week and do 25 hours of service per year and still take classes. While students are expected to pay nearly $40,000+ dollars to attend, they are compensated for the work that they are required to do by adding a measly $3500 to the already pricey tuition.
"A hippie school in the woods, where everyone smokes weed and lays in the grass."
"dub dub c"
weed
hippie
green
pot heads
Warren wilson college
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Heβs a gay person most likely too fake their own death
Armon Warren fakes his death so he wonβt have too go too school
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An erection usually brought on by drunken karaoke.
I got a Big Time Warren after that blitzed rendition of Cheeseburger in Paradise!
A (somehow) accredited institution of "higher" learning, which spends far more time, money, and effort on the part of administration policing student culture than it has ever spent maintaining the basic necessities students require to function in a rigorous academic context.
EXAMPLE 1:
Graduate: "I went to Warren Wilson College"
Colleague: "Damn dude, sorry about those loans"
Employer: "Have we drug-screened you yet?"
Parent: "Isn't that a nudist colony?"
EXAMPLE 2: (This actually happened)
Uber Driver: "So what kind of school is Warren Wilson College?"
Student: "It's a work college, we work 15 hours a week and that goes straight to our tuition"
Uber Driver: "Your earnings go straight to room and board? So you're... sharecropping?"
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An erection induced by drunken karaoke.
That blitzed rendition of "Cheeseburger in Paradise" gave me a big time Warren!
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a stupid private school that serious sucks. never send your kid here. they make up rules that aren't in the handbook and the teachers are way too into the students lives. it's a waste of time to go here. the teachers gossip and have personal relationships with their students. the dean doesn't have authority ove teachers. teachers get away with being late to class and coming intoxicated. its pathetic and embaressing to say you went here.
I failed at life because I went to Warren-Walker School, thw worst school ever.
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The 29th president of the United States (1921-1923), widely considered to be the worst President of all time, until soundly replaced in this title by George W. Bush (2001-2009).
Harding was from humble roots in the midwest, spoke in a a simple country manner, promised government jobs to his friends, had an administration largely associated with corruption, had a vice president who didn't say much, was immensely popular when he was elected before seeing his popularity nosedive until it was almost non-existent. In short, the only differences between Harding and the junior Bush was that Bush served 8 years to Harding's 2, and Harding never sent a single American soldier overseas to die.
Harding was not, in fact, a negro (this rumor was started by his oppositon prior to the 1920 election), though he was the first President elected after the passing of the 19th Amendment (the amendment that allowed women to vote). Unlike the junior Bush, Harding actually succeeded an *un*popular President, in that Woodrow Wilson won re-election by promising not to get involved in World War I, then entered it anyway. Another departue from Bush was the sheer mediocrity of his successor, Calvin Coolidge, who was famous for spending most of his eight years at the golf course.
The G does not, in fact, stand for Gangster.
Gertrude: Yo, they say that Warren G. Harding is a BAD mothaf--
Bertha: Shut yo mouth!
Gertrude: I'm just talkin' 'bout Warren G. Harding.
Bertha: Then I can dig it.
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