browned

When your dog gets you in a lot of trouble with its mess.

"Mom! The dog browned on the carpet!"

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brown

(verb) To not wash your dishes, to sleep all day, to stay up all night, to consume your roommates food and school supplies, to not shower.

Ahmad is brown.
Sup brown man.
Brown man wash your dishes.

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Brown Chicken, Brown Cow

The two sexiest animals on the farm!!

Commonly heard as bow chica wow wow

What are the two sexiest animals on the farm?!
Answer: Brown Chicken, Brown Cow!!!

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Brown Cross

A noble international charity organization you can call when you feel you gotta attend the call of nature but there is no toilet anywhere in sight.
Like the red cross sends an ambulance, the brown cross sends a truck with a toilet cabin.

Oh no, this man is about to shit himself! Someone call the brown cross!

Brown Iceberg

This is a special case of a Big Kahuna, itself a large turd. When any portion of the turd sticks above the waterline, you have created a Brown Iceberg. Much like it's icy namesake, the vast majority of the Brown Iceberg lies below the surface. When turds have achieved this dangerous size, it will often not flush down the toilet, resulting in a Pooplug.

I ate 2 pounds of Mexican food last night and found a brown iceberg in the toilet shortly thereafter!

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brown claw

A hand signal used by pro kayakers. Refers to embracing the muddy brown flooded steeps found after a good gully washer.

Man did you see that Ballz? He just threw a Brown Claw half way down that 50 footer! That was stout!

Bushido Brown

The late Grand Masta Bushido Brown was one of the greatest negro kung-fu experts of all time.

Ed Wuncler III- "Who is Bushido Brown?"

Gin Rummy- "A bona fide bad mothafucka. That's who."