Super basic dad. Lives at Home Depot, refuses to upgrade his cellular device, and pretends to be progressive by letting his teenage daughters listen to "that cool new rap" music, but turns down the volume (or just silently cringes) at the cuss words.
Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.
Definitely collects baseball caps.
Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.
A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.
"Harriet just sent me a snap of her at Lowes, looking for a new DIY furniture project..."
"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"
"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."
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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"
"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."
"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."
A person local to an area that is looking for a quick buzz off of an event, be this being a bystander or taking part in an exciting event.
Person 1: There is a big event in town later.
Person 2: I bet there will be loads of local buzzers
The act of intentionally fucking over the local residents while traveling.
Hey George, When you were in Las Vegas did you burn the locals? Fuck yeah Fred, we skipped out on the bar tab then later that night we called hotel security on the hookers so we didn’t have to pay.
The type of person who tries to justify their localness by saying that they have been liking something before it was popular.
Local Hipster: “OMG, I’m such an Arianna Stan. I hate locals.”
Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”
Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”
Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”
Kelli is your local bub. Always a shrimp lover :)
If you need your local bub, kelli is just that!
A female in town who is good enough to sleep with but not good enough to date, would not bring home to mom. Probably laugh about her with the guys. Swipped right because drunk.
Oh yeah, she's just a local bopper. Nothing like a Katie or a DeeNa.
When someone wants to or has killed themselves by jumping off a bridge.
Originated in a school full of depressed people who laugh at their problems instead of dealing with them in a healthy and productive way.
Depressed person: "I'm gonna local bridge it at this rate"
Normal person: "There's a bridge you can jump from not far from here"
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