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Gas Masking

To pull a girl's sweet smelling, worn panties over one's head and wearing them around like a gas mask. To Gas Mask correctly, one must pull the panties over the head, exposing one's eyes through the leg holes and allowing the fragrant gusset to rest over the nose the mouth. Gas Masking may be performed by a male or female and may be preferred after certain activities such as running, working out, gardening and other activities that work up an irresistible, tangy smelling, zest.

Stan: Dude! WTF are you wearing on your face? Is that a pair of panties?

Frank: Yea Brrrraaaaaaahhhh!! Muh girl just ran a 5k this morning and I couldn't help but grab them when she got into the shower and do a little Gas Masking. It's irresistible. What a tangy funk she got.
Stan: Sounds zesty Broooohhhhh! Let me mask up when you are done.

by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2015

23๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


gorilla mask

when a person shaves their pubes & glues them to a sleeping persons face.

You see Johnny this morning? Yeah Peter gave him a nasty gorilla mask

by mark twain's ghost November 25, 2008

209๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž


goo mask

a facial cumshot which covers the entire face, sometimes with the assistance of friends in order to gather the correct quantity of semen.

Tracy's such a freak that she thoroughly enjoyed getting a goo mask on friday night.

by Kubiak November 25, 2003

38๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Daddy Mask

When you are so angry at a specific person that you murder their entire family; Making the person watch while you skin their fathers face and wear it while you rape their dead mothers corpse.

You better shut up man or Im going to Daddy Mask the shit out of you.

by sunsetgriffon December 6, 2010

33๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nixon Masking

The act of fucking a girl with a Richard Nixon mask on because it is a step up from her ugly ass face.

Dillian: Would you fuck Adam's mom?
Andrew: Only if I was Nixon Masking her.

by Dr00zle October 8, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clown Mask

A "Clown Mask" is created when two men have a threesome with a woman and finish by ejaculating onto each others hands, high-fiving and then slapping the woman in the face simultaneously, after which one of them bops her on the nose. Giving the white-faced red-nosed appearance of a clown.

"Me and Pat gave Honey a clown mask last night."

by Sailor E May 8, 2010

25๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


mask-funk

The face mask that exemplifies your identity and self-expression, and conveys to others that though you are protecting yourself from virus transmission, you are not isolating yourself from the spaces, places and people around you.

Get your mask-funk on and wear one, asshole. Your mask-funk is tripping me out, stay 6 feet away. I love your mask-funk; now come on over and join my social bubble. If you think your mask-funk is gonna scare me, then you don't know COVID.

by Zel Spazo July 20, 2020