Dick Mummy

The use of toilet paper/tissues to completely wrap one’s dick after masturbation.

1: What do you do with your cum after you jerk it?
2: I used to just live with it, but that was before I learned the Dick Mummy

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Mummy Finger

A rather large, rather desirable joint or blunt of dat marijuana.

*Granted a blunt is typically brown, but in this specific definition let's just base the name off of size first, then color.

President Obama: "Well, what's that you got there, Joe? Looks like a bad PR move to me."

Vice President Biden: "Sir, it's a...well, I don't really remember what this is, but it kind of looks like a mummy's finger."

President Obama: "How about you just let me light it up? It's not the first time I've smoked one of these, and it sure won't be the last!"

Vice President Biden: "Hit that mummy finger, Barry!"

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yummy mummy

yummy mummy 1.(n). A middle-aged woman
worthy of a good seeing to, eg.
Helen Mirren. 2.(n). A young mother with a
fantastic arse pushing a buggy.

I love to tap yummy mummies.

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Mummy wrap

Its when you take enough toilet paper to wrap your dick after masterbating.

"I had to clean up, so I did a mummy wrap to my tool."

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Yummy Mummy

A 'Yummy Mummy' is basically a MILF, but the term yummy mummy is vastly used by male geeks and female fatties.

Geek#1: Look at that yummy mummy over the road.

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crusted mummy

when you fall asleep or pass out after receiving a facial from your husband, boyfriend, dad, brother, priest or whatever the case may be to find it has hardened to a shell and you are unable to open your eyes or breathe through your nose

I'm going to kill my brother-in-law he gave me a crusted mummy after I passed out at his wedding reception.

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Mummy Dust

Slang for ketamine

He hit that special k so hard mummy dust came out his mouth

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