invites random people to someone elses house
"Yo juan ur goin to james house tomorrow"
sam rod said
When Tabasco sauce is applied to the penis before oral sex.
Dude, Mandy grabbed some Tabasco last night and gave me a hot rod, while we listened to Prince!
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A greasy,dirty, nasty looking redneck who is a "car enthusiast", but knows nothing about modern automotive technology or late model cars. Absolutely hates and fears modern fuel injection and computer controls in cars because of their ignorance. Usually they drive a nasty carburated pick up truck, or some old ragged out muscle car. They have been known to rip out EFI systems of modern cars and put in a carburator.
They are known to frequent drag strips, dirt tracks, and stock car races.
That hill rod said I should rip out all of that fuel injection crap on my 1999 Camaro Z28 and put in a carburator and it would be a lot faster.
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To go to third base directly from first base, skipping second base. In other words, to go straight to oral sex from kissing, without ever touching a boob.
Named after a Latino baseball player who played second base from 1967-1985. Often used by Latinos who are notoriously lazy, this is the quickest way to get to sex while still keeping the girl interested.
Brian: How did that date with that girl go last night?
Fernando: She had these tiny little titties, so I went for the Rod Carew. She totally bought it and I was out of there in like 15 minuets.
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when one give a massage to another with an erect penis, normally done with clothes on; an extension of dry humping
Aneta recieved a pleasurable rod massage today.
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A device that holds a woman's legs up & apart when being examined by a gynecologist.
Dr.Bush instructed Ms.Cherry to relax and place her legs on the Johnny Rods.
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