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longer than a noodle, sweeter than a strudel.
Example 1:
"Hey dude, have you ever heard of string pussy?"
"What's that?"
"It's longer than a noodle, and sweeter than a strudel! Like a rubber band it goes bbbooooiiiiiooooiiiiooiiiioooiiiioooooiiiing!"
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Another word for seat belts.
Jore is driving Jon to the bar, speeding along a shitty dirt road.
Jon: "Fucks sake dude, these roads are shit, slow the fuck down."
Jore: "If you buckle your pussy strings, you are paying for the beer."
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The other day i ate taco bell and it felt like my puckering string broke, i shit all over myself
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a piano
Earlier today, I was practicing on my hammers and strings.
'these hammers and strings, been following me around' - Jack's Mannequin
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a form of sexual gratification involving the use of a tampon and its strings
The nerds were performing string jobs
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A third string is the backup to your second string booty call hoe. Definitely unwanted, they're an easy and guaranteed lay.
Fundo's second string hoe was busy pig roasting, so Fundo called up his backup to his backupe. Though he didn't really dig her like that, he knew that she was a third string hoe and that anything goes.
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something a guy says when he wants to get some from a girl, and several others too
girl: so whats going on with us?
guy: i like you a lot, but i think its better if we just have no strings attached
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