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T.D. unit

The T.D. unit is a new unit to enter the SI system of units. The T.D., otherwise known as the Toan-Dang, is a way of measuring stink/pong levels of someone or something.

A T.D. unit gives you a way of measuring odours. 0 T.D.'s indicates a neutral atmosphere, where as the definition of 1 T.D. is the peak of one's body odour. 2 T.D.'s would be twice as worse and so on. 4 T.D.'s is critically bad where 5 T.D.'s is death.

by grouch johan October 22, 2008

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rental units

the two people who reared you, but who you sometimes wish that you could return when they become annoying
Sometimes referred to as the parental units

The rental units called, I missed my curfew. Shitty.

by marianne9909 November 19, 2007


Sarah unit

When you have 5 singular milk crates stacked you make one 'Sarah'

The milk man expects me to unpack something 2 Sarah units high?!

by Mysuperhandle September 2, 2015


Doobular Unit

comprised of or pertaining to the properties of a form of physical matter that represents two cookies. A doobular unit generally involves cookies that are of a larger diameter. An original doobular unit consists of two cookies with a diameter of 12" with frosting on top. The exception to this rule is the presence of the creme in between two 2" diameter chocolate cookies, forming an Oreo (see oreo). The oreo returns to the doobular state when the cookie undergoes forced meiotic division, expunging one cookie from the partition containing the creme. generally, a doobular unit will otherwise consist of chocolate chip cookies. See Fig 1.1
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man 1: "What's better than one cookie? TWO cookies!"
man 2: "Dude, that's a doobular unit...."

by Doobs 2.0 September 14, 2010


Hansen Unit

Unit of measurement used to divide up a lunch bill when one or more of the people at the lunch are having a birthday.

Lunch will cost you 2 Hansen Units because it's not your birthday, but it will cost Bill 1 Hansen Unit because it is.

by GD jr May 17, 2012


Equestria United

A large brony gaming clan that grew over the years in the prime days of Call of Duty. It originally was a group of friends being friends but a lone member took the group name and monetized it without the original members permission and was taken down by copyright strikes.

Equestria United is one of the largest brony clans!

Equestra United is a shell of its former self after the leaders couldn't decide what direction they wanted to take it.

by That1Ponyguy March 24, 2017


Hoosier Unit

Indiana is the 10th fattest city in the united states as of 2015.

The average weight of of an obese person is approximately 300 pounds, which is the equivalent of 1 hoosier unit.

Medical professionals in Indianapolis and surrounding counties ofter refer to this measurement when speaking about patients who are obese. It is typical terminology amongst police, fire, and EMS. Also used quite frequently in the hospital settings.

Paramedic: Hey doc, We are transporting a patient to your facility with a head injury from a fall. She weighs approximately 2 hoosier units. Can your CT machine accommodate her?
ER Doc: Of course, we are hoosier friendly!

Police Officer: Dispatch, can we get an ambulance out here? Make sure its a crew that can handle a hoosier unit.
Dispatch: Standby officer, we'll have to send two crews for a hoosier unit.

by Indy0415 July 12, 2017