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Tart Art

Another term for tramp stamp or slag tag, meaning a tattoo on a woman's lower back.

Look at that girl bending over, you can see her Tart Art!

by Notterz February 5, 2007

466๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


Modern Art

Someone bought more burgers and fries than they could eat at a drive-thru McDonald's in the boondocks. Thirty miles down the road they tossed the leftovers out the window. The leftovers fermented in the sun and five days later a great big dog wandered by, thought the mess smelled appetising and ate it. The meal played havoc with the dog's nervous system and it went quite wild. The next time a car came by the dog took a flying leap through the windscreen at a relative speed of almost a hundred miles an hour, killing itself and likely the driver and sending the car out of control. The car flipped over four times and lay on the road, subsequently catching fire and burning out. A milk lorry came over the top of the hill and crashed into the mess, and was followed by five or six more vehicles before the authorities got the faintest notion what was going on and partitioned the area off. Shortly afterwards a Boeing 747 carrying, among other things, a few large containers of yellow paint suffered a blowout and had to descend. The paint squirted out of the plane and splashed down on top of the pile-up. A hitch-hiker came by with a camera and thought the whole thing looked intriguing. He took some pictures and downloaded them onto his computer later on. The pictures were Photoshopped to look a little spooky and later printed in this new form on T-shirts. The photographer's girlfriend wore one of these to an art gallery and he photographed her pulling faces and balling her fists while wearing the T-shirt. Later on, these photographs were projected onto a screen in a display room in another gallery and a painter executed a painting of people in the room watching the slide show. Shortly afterwards everyone involved in the production of all this art - the hitchhiker photographer, the girlfriend, the painter, and all - had the good sense to overdose on cocaine at a party and die shortly thereafter, thereby sensibly removing themselves from the means of production and terminating their financial interest in the process. The painting was sold for ยฃ300,000 at Sotheby's and artie journalists claimed it was emblematic of the ultimately existentiallistically meaningless search for meaning within the postmodernist aesthetic.

And that more or less is a typical story of Modern Art.

by Fearman March 5, 2008

130๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Art Deco

The predominant style of architecture, interior design etc. in North America and most of Europe during the 1930s.

The streamlined, geometric design motifs of Art Deco (from 1925) prevailed throughout the 1930s.

by Anthony Brancato April 19, 2003

95๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


art dump

When an artist uploads a lot of pictures onto the internet. Usually the file is very large. It could also a combination of a variety of pictures from different periods of time.

"Tomorrow I'm going to have an art dump!"

by Thejumpylover August 24, 2005

65๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Electronic Arts

A facist organization who's sole purposes is to make as much money as possible at the expense of the average gamer. They spend most of there free time in small rooms selling the goods they captured from banned wordUltima Online/wordaccounts on ebay.

Hey, i know how we can make money, lets sell in game items to players! We'll be rich! who cares about fair and balanced gaming. If you give us money you can compensate for laziness!

by B-Zor March 6, 2003

394๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


Art Boy

A male that's into aesthetics and art.

Often an Art Boy is hot.

" Look at the picture this dude posts on Instagram!"
" yea he's a real Art Boy"

by ArtB@be April 13, 2017


Anti-Art

Art created to challenge the very definition of art and criticize the field as a whole, ironically becoming a part of the artistic establishment and changing the field.

Marcel Duchamp's "Fountain" changed the world of art forever and became a staple of Anti-Art, having taken an old urinal, wrote his name on it and submitted it as an art piece. This led to debates so heated that if it wasn't for "Fountain" and its nuanced use of found objects, modern art would be nothing like it was today.

by The Logical Fallacy May 12, 2017