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When you burn your penis so you get your female partner to put milk in her mouth and depthroat until burning sensation had disappeared
Damn baby it happened again can you give me another milkshake burn
You poke a hole with a sharp pin in the side of the man's penis and block the main urethral hole with tape. Then when you are about to cum, you cum in your partners mouth with the pin hole and out comes a mix of cum and blood.
Man, my dick still hurts after yesterday she had me perform the strawberry milkshake.
Dude that's hilarious.
To jizz in a girls mouth. When the jizz is in there then you make her laugh as hard as she can and make the jizz go out her nose. FUN ;)
Can i preform a MICHIGAN MILKSHAKE tonight hunny?
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A delicious treat and a AMAZING song by smosh (Anthony Padilla and Ian hecox)
Are you dancing with your milky milkshake?
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Chocolate milkshake is a cold drink with chocolate flavour. You can drink it almost anywhere or make it at home: there are instant ones in store. But what if you can't find/buy one?
Pour 2/3 glass of milk in a pot (you can measure with your fancy glass🤪). Then add powder hot chocolate (I reccomend Ciobar dark chocolate), mix well and boil. Be careful: don't make it too hot or thick! Pour it in a fancy glass and add cold milk (it will be about 1/3 or less) because the milkshake shouldn't be warm! There you have a chocolate milkshake that is in my opinion as good as the one in the cafè near you😄
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When a guy deficates in their partners mouth and their partner proceeds to give them a blowjob afterwards with the fecale matter still in their mouth.
Man, I sure am hungry. I could go for a good polish milkshake right now.
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When having unprotected anal sex, upon male ejaculation into the recipient's rectum, an anus-stretched situation may occur that results in the semen dripping out of the rectum. This is known as a dirtpipe milkshake, aka anal creampie.
Alternately, if the recipient wants to, they can squeeze out the semen on command, resulting in a dirtpipe milkshake on demand.
dirtpipe = rectum
milkshake = semen
I spl00ged up in her ass and the bitch gave my sheets a dirtpipe milkshake.
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